Five Surgeons Talking:
The first, an Ontario surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my OR table, because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Quebec surgeon responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded."
The third, a B.C. surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
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